the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out
that’s fucking disgusting
i dont want your ketchup pre-cum
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you